Summer School

(S+M) x (L+F)/T - O
Likewise, a man who answers "you could lose a hand in here" with regard to his caboose's firmness gets one point, whereas one whose bum feels like "a cricket ball covered in latex" gets the maximum five.

Pues, Nada
Art schools should have core curriculum include classes on artifice and the occupational hazards and safe handling of nihilism and narcissism.

Reasonable Awe
Birth, copulation and death are the moments when time stands still, when we look on the world from a point at its edge, when we experience our dependence and contingency, and when we are apt to be filled with an entirely reasonable awe. It is from such moments, replete with emotional knowledge, that religion begins.

in2u
[Calvin Klein, Inc.] spokesmen say the fragrance for this new generation is designed to be, as its members are, fast-acting, direct, and seductive. This is achieved, for women, with the scents of pink grapefruit, bergamot, red currant, and neon amber; for men, with lime, cocoa, and musk.

"Get Away From City Lights"
Got a calendar? Circle this date: Sunday, August 12th. Next to the circle write "all night" and "Meteors!" Attach the above to your refrigerator in plain view so you won't miss the 2007 Perseid meteor shower.